There’s something inherently a little silly about using tiny cartoon images to simulate sexual acts.
But we all know the usual sexting suspects by now — eggplant emoji, peach emoji, pointing finger at OK hand symbol emoji. Yawn. Where are the quality masturbation emoji?
The cherry emoji and 14 other emoji you can use to sext
The world’s most recognizably phallic veggie may still reign supreme, but it’s time to retire the ol’ eggplant for a while. It’s time to use other elongated food items — may we suggest the banana? Or maybe a bit of meat?
And there are also so many options for vaginal masturbation! All you need to do is get a little creative.
To help you out, we’ve compiled some emoji that are perfect for subtly sexting your date, having a laugh amongst friends, or quickly alerting your roommate to steer clear of your room for the next hour.
1. Hand + food combo
Masturbation emoji: fist, banana, hot dog
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2. Pettin’ the kitty
Masturbation emoji: wave, cat
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3. The ol’ taco tango
Masturbation emoji: taco, tango
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4. Orbiting Venus
Masturbation emoji: space, planet
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5. Meat Beat Mania
Masturbation emoji: fist, drumstick
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6. Flicking the bean
Masturbation emoji: finger, nuts
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7. Shifting the joystick
Masturbation emoji: game controller, joystick, fist
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8. Blasting off
Masturbation emoji: rocket, fist, squirt
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9. Just hands… like, every hand emoji
Masturbation emoji: every hand emoji
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10. Blow your own horn
Masturbation emoji: blow, horn
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11. Taming the beaver
Masturbation emoji: bear, chains
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12. Paddling the pink canoe
Masturbation emoji: canoe, hearts
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13. Hit the bullseye
Masturbation emoji: finger, bullseye
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14. Finger blasting
Masturbation emoji: finger, explosion
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15. Shaking hands with the milkman
Masturbation emoji: shake, cow, milk
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16. Spank the monkey
Masturbation emoji: spank, monkey
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17. Ring the bell
Masturbation emoji: bell
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18. Sweet, sweet honey
Masturbation emoji: honeypot
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19. Gushin’
Masturbation emoji: waves
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20. Choke the chicken
Masturbation emoji: hands spread, chicken
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21. Make the bald man cry
Masturbation emoji: crying, bald man
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22. Shower time
Masturbation emoji: shower
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23. Pinching the dumpling
Masturbation emoji: dumping, pinching hand
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24. Clowning yourself
Masturbation emoji: clown, eggplant, squirt
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Give yourself a hand, and try out these emoji combos for yourself. Though you might need to provide an explanation to whoever you’re sending them to, really the only important thing is that you know what’s going on. ????
